Tinkerbell Glitter Shoot Me C:

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

(via tomlinscruff)


neoliberalismkills:

Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying

(Source: neoliberalismkills, via gaymboyadvance)


lannistred:

if this isn’t the most motivational tweet in the entire world idk what is

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly, via hi)


burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via scars-scars-scars-scars)


do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

(Source: silabus, via 0riginal)


leading-blind-bats:

thedarklordsay10:

priestlyandtish:

drunkenspeecheson-sobriety:

reblogging again because it’s absolutely incredible

important as fuck

can i put this on my refrigerator

I’m tapping this inside my locker and my room and looking at it everyday, this needs to be seen.

drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

(via gabite)


deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

image

(via guy)