Male problems: When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up
you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything