Tinkerbell Glitter Shoot Me C:

emkaymlp:

underpony:

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

(via harrytopsyourargumentisinvalid)


ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

(via pizza)


urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters, via living-for-good)


do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

(Source: trinityglassfille, via larryisfuckenreal)


trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

(Source: trxpicals, via 0riginal)


biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via larryisfuckenreal)


intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

(via scars-scars-scars-scars)


beachblonde214:

codeinewarrior:

how did he have that ready to go

I JUST SAW THIS ON THE NEWS