Tinkerbell Glitter Shoot Me C:

outrights:

cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable 

(Source: austins-lifestyle, via louhazharry)


suicidalsouls:

I’m constantly doing anything I can to distract myself from the pain and I’m getting so tired of being numb but I’m too afraid to let myself feel because all I’m going fucking feel is the pain I’ve been blocking out for as long as I can remember


tularoxy:

pros of being pansexual:

  • boys r hot
  • girls r hot
  • non-binary people are hot
  • everyone is hot
  • hot like a tater tot

cons of being pansexual:

  • why is everyone hot
  • ”are you sexually attracted to pans”
  • why is everyone hot
  • "thats not a real thing"
  • WHY IS EVERYONE HOT

(via larryismybravery)


captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyedLike CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHboinktotally ok
coincidence-ithinknot:

an-abundance-of-silly-siljes:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




the added directions are great.'insert peanuts''gradually become irritated''cresc., or not''untie slip knot''bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins


yeradauntlesstaylor

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WATCH THE VIDEO YAASS